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June 2012

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May 2012

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Soda Bottle Flavored Lip Balms

Question: Can I eat it?
Answer: It's lip balm. So, no.
Question: Hmm, I'm not yet satisfied with that answer so I'll ask a different way. If I ate it, would it taste like soda?
Answer: It's lip balm. So, no.
Question: But you say it's flavored like soda. So, why can't I eat it?
Answer: It's lip balm.
Question: It smells like soda?
Answer: Yes.
Question: If I put it on my lips, I'll get the flavor of soda, though, right?
Answer: Yes.
Question: So why can't I eat it?
Answer: Because it's lip balm.
Question: But it's right there on my lips!
Answer: I know this is difficult to hear, but it's lip balm. So you can't eat it.

April 2012

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March 2012

4 posts

February 2012

6 posts

January 2012

12 posts